{"id":338,"date":"2012-06-12T16:19:00","date_gmt":"2012-06-12T10:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/weddingguru.in\/blog\/?p=338"},"modified":"2012-06-12T16:19:00","modified_gmt":"2012-06-12T10:49:00","slug":"marriage-mayhem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/weddingguru.in\/blog\/marriage-mayhem\/","title":{"rendered":"Marriage Mayhem"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><a href=\"http:\/\/weddingguru.in\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/1asayesCOLCP.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-342\" title=\"Marriage Guru: Wedding Cartoon\" src=\"http:\/\/weddingguru.in\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/1asayesCOLCP-300x262.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"262\" srcset=\"https:\/\/weddingguru.in\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/1asayesCOLCP-300x262.jpg 300w, https:\/\/weddingguru.in\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/1asayesCOLCP-1024x896.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/weddingguru.in\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/1asayesCOLCP-342x300.jpg 342w, https:\/\/weddingguru.in\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/1asayesCOLCP.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<ul>\n<li>Husband: &#8220;We always hold hands&#8230; If i let go, she shops.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his until he gets a wife!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>If your dog is barking at the back door and the wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course.. at least he&#8217;ll shut up after you let him in.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the &#8216;y&#8217; becomes silent.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Love is like a dinner in your\u00a0favorite\u00a0restaurant. Marriage is a take home packet.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Husband: &#8220;We always hold hands&#8230; If i let go, she shops.&#8221; A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his until he gets a wife! If your dog is barking at the back door and the wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-338","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"czr-hentry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/weddingguru.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/weddingguru.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/weddingguru.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weddingguru.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weddingguru.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=338"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/weddingguru.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":355,"href":"https:\/\/weddingguru.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338\/revisions\/355"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/weddingguru.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weddingguru.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weddingguru.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}