Marriage Mayhem

  • Husband: “We always hold hands… If i let go, she shops.”
  • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his until he gets a wife!
  • If your dog is barking at the back door and the wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course.. at least he’ll shut up after you let him in.
  • Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘y’ becomes silent.
  • A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
  • Love is like a dinner in your¬†favorite¬†restaurant. Marriage is a take home packet.